[ Предположительная тональность: G ] G (32003x) [Verse] G D9 So many presents, so little time G E9 Santa won't be coming F9 D9 By my house this year G E9 'Cause I tried to drown my sister F9 D9 And I pierced my ear G E9 F9 Oh mama made it perfectly clear D9 G E9 Santa don't like bad boys D9 Especially Jewish ones [Verse] G E9 Gnip Gnop and LEGO blocks F9 D9 Are what I desire G E9 So, why'd I have to set F9 D9 The pizza guy's hair on fire G E9 F9 I told him I was sorry, I'm a liar D9 G E9 So, no toys for me D9 I don't deserve 'em [Bridge] C7M I couldn't wait for a big wheel D As the holiday neared Em D But then I told my grandma C That she had a beard [Verse] G E9 Rock 'em, Sock 'em robots F9 D9 Is what I was hopin' for G E9 But then I made a death threat F9 D9 To Vice President Gore G E9 F9 Oh Santa won't be knockin' on my door D9 G E9 'Cause he's a big fat whore D9 What made me say that!? [Bridge] C7M Chutes and Ladders D Would be so good indeed Em D So why'd I have to sell C That cop a bag of weed C7M So Santa please give me D My Easy Bake Oven Em D I swear I thought Billy goats C Were made for lovin' [Verse] G So Santa won't you E9 F9 D9 Accept my apolo - gies G E9 Santa can't you see F9 D9 I'm beggin' you please G E9 Oh Santa, next year F9 I'll do you right D9 Live from New York G It's Saturday Night