(from beatles version) I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gunsee how they fly. I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflakewaiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirtstupid bloody tuesday. Manyou been a naughty boyyou let your face grow long. I am the eggmanthey are the eggmen. I am the walrusgoo goo g'joob. Mister city policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like lucy in the skysee how they run. I'm cryingI'm crying. I'm cryingI'm crying. Yellow matter custarddripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwifepornographic priestess Boyyou been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. I am the eggmanthey are the eggmen. I am the walrusgoo goo g'joob. Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don't comeyou get a tan From standing in the english rain. I am the eggmanthey are the eggmen. I am the walrusgoo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. Expert textpert choking smokers Don't you thing the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snied. I'm crying. Semolina pilchardclimbing up the eiffel tower. Elementary penguin singing hari krishna. Manyou should have seen them kicking edgar alan poe. I am the eggmanthey are the eggmen. I am the walrusgoo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.