Relient K - The Vinyl Countdown - Текст песни

So to the best, to the best, of our knowledge 
We are doing our best to fight technology 
Cause back when our parents were in college 
We weren't even born, and neither were CDs 
Cause when our folks would listen to their rock 'n roll 
They'd gather round, and play it on their turntables 
But these days, their records are worthless 
Cause DJs scratch the records on purpose 

So, let's put this in a perspective 
In the present day in which we live 
It's all the same with all the kids 
No one knows what vinyl is 
Cause they just burn the MP3s (Whoa-o) 
Onto their stacks of blank CDs 
And during all that arsony (Whoa) 
The records stay right in their sleeves 
It's all the same with all the kids 
Cause no one knows what vinyl is 
Yeah! 

Cause these days, kids, they act so ignorant 
They have no clue what to do with a 7-inch 
They say, "It won't play, it's my CD player's fault 
I'll take it to the park, and play some frisbee golf" 
So give me side A, give me side B 
It really doesn't make any difference to me 
I tried to burn it, like all the CDs that I get 
But what the heck is all this melted plastic mess? 

Let's put this in a perspective (Whoa-o) 
In the present day in which we live 
It's all the same with all the kids (Whoa) 
No one knows what vinyl is 
Cause they just burn the MP3s (Whoa-o) 
Onto their stacks of blank CDs 
And during all that arsony (Whoa) 
The records stay right in their sleeves 
It's all the same with all the kids 
Cause no one knows what vinyl is 

So, let's put this in a perspective (Whoa-o)
In the present day in which we live 
It's all the same with all the kids (Whoa)
No one knows what vinyl is