Hello, my name is Johnny Well hello, my name is Johnny I, like to explain myself And I, like to complain in vain Sweet little boy, Johnny! Sweet little boy, JOHNNY! Let me show you the way to lie Let me show you the way to lie Let me help you explain your mind When I help you explain your mind Hello, my name is Roger Well hello, my name is Roger I, like to proclaim myself A God, and likely ordain myself Sweet little boy, Roger! Sweet little boy, ROGER!