[the poguesв' version] ------------------------------------ Says my aulв' wan to your aulв' wan Will ye go to the waxies dargle? Says your aulв' wan to my aulв' wan, I havenв't got a farthing. I went up to monto town To see uncle mcardle But he wouldnв't give me a half a crown For to go to the waxies dargle. What will ya have? ! Iв'll have a pint! Iв'll have a pint with you, sir! And if one of yaв' doesnв't order soon Weв'll be chucked out of the boozer! Says my aulв' wan to your aulв' wan Will ye go to the galway races? Says your aulв' wan to my aulв' wan, Iв'll hawk me aulв' manв's braces. I went up to capel street To the jewish moneylenders But he wouldnв't give me a couple of bob For the aulв' manв's red suspenders. Chorus Says my aulв' wan to your aulв' wan We got no beef or mutton If we went up to monto town We might get a drink for nuttinв' Hereв's a nice piece of advice I got from an aulв' fishmonger: When food is scarce and you see the hearse Youв'll know you have died of hunger. Chorus x2 [waxieв's dargle] ------------------------------------------ Says my aulв' wan to your aulв' wan Will ye come to the waxies dargle? Says your aulв' wan to my aulв' wan, Sure I havenв't got a farthing. Iв've just been down to monto town To see uncle mcardle But he didnв't have half a crown For to go to the waxies dargle. What are ye having, will ye have a pint? Yes, Iв'll have a pint with you, sir, And if one of us doesnв't order soon Weв'll be thrown out of the boozer. Says my aulв' wan to your aulв' wan Will ye come to the galway races? Says your aulв' wan to my aulв' wan, With the price of my aulв' ladв's braces. I went down to capel street To the jew man moneylenders But they wouldnв't give me a couple of bob on My aulв' ladв's suspenders. Chorus Says my aulв' wan to your aulв' wan We have no beef or mutton But if we go down to monto town We might get a drink for nuttinв' Hereв's a piece of good advice I got from an aulв' fishmonger: When food is scarce and you see the hearse Youв'll know you have died of hunger.