She's got her ear to the walls and she's tappin' the calls If you've got a secret boy, forget about it, 'cause she's a Hotel Detective Why don't you check her out Well the bellhop is funky The dumbwaiter's a monkey If there's a knock at the door, boy, forget about it, 'cause she's a Hotel Detective She says she likes my face She says she owns the place Forget about it, 'cause she's a Hotel Detective Come on and swing with me >From the top of a tree And make me feel like a bee That's where I want to know you