The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast In pastures you might find it grazing It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least It's antlers are simply amazing Sometimes it will bury its head in the sand It's our main source of pork, ham and bacon But, then again, on the other hand I could be completely mistaken
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