[ Предположительная тональность: Em ] [Intro] Em I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger C G A7 Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh IV Em C7 G A7 Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his magic johnson ought to be [Verse] Em Am F#dim7 B B/A B/G Yes I'll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing B/D# Em Am F#dim7 Let's start in with a test of your intelligence B B/A B/G B/D# And zest for the counter-productive Em Am F#dim7 Up and down and roundabout and out the back B7 B7/A B7/G B7/F# Em And keep your mouth shut tight Am F#dim7 B7 B7/A B7/G B7/F# The lights are staying out but no sweat I've got aim like a mack truck Em Am F#dim7 B7 B7/A B7/G B7/F# Guess how many fingers ok guess how many more I can fit there Em Am F#dim7 B7 B7/A B7/G B7/F# Guess right get the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you no - where [Chorus] A B I've been baking cakes for the enemy C G A I've been dying to find out the hard way A B I've been taking friends to the alleyway C D Two down now but who's counting anyway? [Verse 2] Em Am F#dim7 B7 B7/A B7/G B7/F# Yes I can do everything you need from out of my new S UV Em Am F#dim7 B7 B7/A B7/G B7/F# All my work is guaranteed to last the length of your re - cove-ry Em Am F#dim7 B7 B7/A B7/G B7/F# Put away those pliers honey trust me cause I know the op - tions Em Am F#dim7 B7 B7/A B7/G B7/F# How about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin [Chorus] A B I've been getting up close and intimate C G A Some close calls but I'm getting into it A B In some states they say you can burn for it C D But I'll burn that bridge when I get to it [Bridge] D C# C#7 Cm Cm(M7) B It's not a bad thing D C# C#7 Cm Cm(M7) B To get professional D C# C#7 Cm Cm(M7) B It's got a nice ring D C# C#7 Cdim7 B B/C B B/C B B/G Mandy goes to med school [Interlude] Em Am F#dim7 B7 B7/A B7/G B7/F# [Chorus] A B I've been taking tips from the government C G A I've been getting damn good at hiding it A B Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it C D Two down now but who's gonna notice it? A B And if you show up and I am unavailable C D My partner brian would love to take care of you [Bridge] D C# C#7 Cm Cm(M7) B He is a nice man D C# C#7 Cm Cm(M7) B Thoroughly reliable D C# C#7 Cm Cm(M7) B He's in a rock band D C# C#7 Cdim7 B B/C B B/C B B/G And he goes to med school [Outro] Em Am F#dim7 B7 B7/A B7/G B7/F# Em